Qausimodo

I just wannaa.....awwww....so....I dont even know... I just saw it on my tumblr feed and I had to post it here. WTF. Its just so cute - it makes me want to grind my teeth! PERFECT. A segway into what I actually wanted to bitch about: Today I went to the dentist. No big deal. I just HATE metal in my mouth. I actually eat with plastic cutlery more than actual silverware. AND  YES, I do wash and reuse them because YES, I know that the whole damned world is dying of something and I shouldn't be making waste. 

Anyways, I find that God just decided to pick on me this month inbetween the numerous parking/traffic violation tickets/car accidents and dental work. I was being really kind three weeks ago and offered to drive my mom back from her dental appt. When I was waiting for her, she sneakily got the receptionist to book me an appointment. That was last week. They scammed me into a cleaning. I thought I made a good run  away from them - I haven't been in over a year. 

So I went to this cleaning last thursday. That wasn't so bad except for the METAL IN MY MOUTH FOR A WHOLE HOUR. During that cleaning, they found 3 cavities. Surprise, surprise. So I went back today and the technician said that it would only be 1/2 hour. I thought that was pretty sweet until they syringed my entire mouth, and kept sticking clamps and drills and buffers in there! Finally, I just asked her to stop and hand  me a mirror so I could atleast see what the mess was about. 

Then I looked like Quasimodo for the majority of the afternoon.  My face was all puffy and I couldn't smile or rub my lips together (you know, when  you apply a fresh coating of chapstick and you just want to even it out). Try eating sushi on a lunch date with your friends after a dental appointment. Just Kidding. Don't. Because you'll look like a fool.