Frazzled

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Gratuitous Picture of Yourself (GPOY): 

Except for I am definitely not that beautiful when Im frazzled.

Lots has happened since my last post, so I am just going to sum it up. Point form:

• I got fired from Joey's  - "You mad bro?" "I ain't even mad"
  long story short, whoever needs to know how it happened, does. Other than that, it wasn't a bad thing all around and I left on good terms with full references
• I've been on a crazy job hunt since
• my sister is having a birthday party that I have to do everything for
• I started a bunch of new blogs! (reality: 2)
• I've been spending a lot of time with friends and I am really enjoying it!
• I actually got a job (casually) today!

What I am actually excited for ( and this just shows you my priorities) is my new blogs! I started a personal one on tumblr because it's so media-rich and full of all this funny stuff that I am not going to put on my medical blog (because it would ruin the professionalism of it even though I am usually half-naked, unshowered and in my bed when posting), and I finally figured out how to run it on the same account (because Im utterly lazy and everything needs to be simplified for me)! Anyways, sometimes, when I just troll for hours on the internet, I now have a place for all of it to go!

The second blog....ok...So I am SO EXCITED about this one: is all about SHOES! H E double hockey sticks YES! I just couldnt sleep one night, and rather than come on here and be a whino about how I couldn't sleep, I just decided to start it! I really like it, I already have a few followers, and honestly, it's probably the most fun I can have when Im pantless and alone in my bed.

Speaking of being pantless and alone in bed, I went to Punk Rock Bingo at the Broken City last night..and won a 7 hour porno! HA! WTF, right? I did not think they were legitimately going to give me porn, but they did! What an experience that was! I basically walked around feeling like I had just done some horrible injustice and I passed it along to someone else. Needless to say, I am really happy it's not going to be around the room when my extremely religious mother decides to snoop clean.

Moving on - NEW JOB! So, it's not actually some steady income, but it's something and I am totally pumped! Basically, I will be working for a company called BOOM! Marketing, and they are based out of Toronto, but they hire all across Canada for promotional events and stuff. They need staff who are cynical and sarcastic extremely enthusiastic and chipper, and that is why I am PERFECT! This next weekend is all about the Weekend to End Women's Breast Cancer! I am pretty excited! 

I'll stop ending every sentence with an exclamation mark now and use this unbridled energy to cuddle the shiz out of my dog! 

Later, dudes!